It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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