is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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