I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I wish I could punch you in the face.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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