"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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