VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Still dying that you shit outside
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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