i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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