But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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