Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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