You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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