youre lurking in front of me
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just forgot I was standing up.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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