why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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