Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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