was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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