She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
