Already got asked if we're dating
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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