Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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