So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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