I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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