Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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