whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
