Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I enjoy the company of your penis
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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