Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
we're making bets on your personal life
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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