whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he puts the penis in happiness.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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