That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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