is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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