think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
home. puking in laundry basket.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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