Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
