its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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