if you like me you must not know who I am
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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