My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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