I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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