Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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