We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Operation Purity has been aborted
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize
