did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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