we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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