I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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