I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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