If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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