But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize
