She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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