Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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