It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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