awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
tequila makes me forget i have legs
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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