And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
After tacos, we're chasing women.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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