and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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