some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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