I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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