don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You're like the curious george of whores
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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