Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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