party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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