Ambien. No doubt about it.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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