she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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