2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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