YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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