we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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