I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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