You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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