Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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